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Deutsche Bank in Crisis

The Economy: Economic news has been positive this week. Of course this doesn’t mean that Janet and the Seven Dwarfs will raise interest rates anytime soon. While the rest of the planet teeters on the verge of another banking crisis, the U.S. has already moved beyond the Wells Fargo Follies and on to other jollies. Wells Fargo finished up revelations of fraudulent accounts with revelations that they illegally repossessed automobiles of servicemen and women; many of whom were serving overseas. The Wells Fargo culture has obviously taken a page from the leadership manual of Schwarzenegger’s Conan the Barbarian who famously said that what is best in life is, “To crush your enemies (customers), to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.” Then there’s the parallel saga of Deutsche Bank with more than $30 TRILLION in derivatives exposure. Huh?!? That’s twelve times the GDP of Germany. Lehman Brothers was leveraged 21:1 when they blew up. According to some wags, Deutsche Bank is leveraged 40:1. Someone’s laughing, Lord, Kumbaya Someone’s crying, Lord, Kumbaya; Someone’s praying, Lord, Kumbaya; Oh Lord, Kumbaya.

Food for Thought: The next episode of Circus Maximus comes to you this Sunday when our American Gladiators again face off in their second “Ruder Than You” slug fest. The hapless moderators have been swept-up in the noxious atmosphere and are now part of the show as they struggle for the perfect amount of uncivilized behavior. As Americans we’re guaranteed that whoever wins this odious election will be able to swagger in to any international confrontation with their bones made.

Music of the week: Ruder Than You’s Album “Philly Stylee”